Weekends Should Be Longer — See Also

SONIA SOTOMAYOR IN DISSENT: Justice Sotomayor notes that we have "accepted barbarism." GRISLY NEWS: Legal assistant allegedly murders his roommate. FISH NEWS: Judge objects to fish Fridays in the cafeteria. WHAT TO DO IF YOU DON'T GET AN OFFER: I'd say "email ATL about the epic catastrophe you caused to bring this upon yourself." But... I'm not a career counselor. WHAT TO DO IF THE JUDGE IS HORRIBLY BIASED AGAINST YOU BUT YOU ARE THE PROSECUTION AND DON'T WANT TO REQUEST A MISTRIAL: I mean, you probably just have to suck it up like the kids who get no offered.
Weekends Should Be Longer — See Also curated from Above the Law