Morning Docket: 01.10.19

* It's probably sociopathic to make "I just killed a deer" part of your online dating banter, but it's downright stupid when you make it part of your online dating banter while trying to woo a game warden. [CNN] * Ahoy maties! Maritime firms Jones Walker and Fowler Rodriguez merge. [Daily Business Review] * Coming legal developments that could revolutionize the law. [Law.com] * Florida's "Stand Your Ground" law now covers police officers shooting innocent people in the back. [Slate] * Federal judge calls for "bone-crushing" discovery. Hopefully the sets a new precedent and judges start asking for "disemboweling" briefing and "waterboarding" voir dire. [Law360] * Another online J.D. program -- and this one's bringing in students with higher LSAT scores than the residential program. [New York Law Journal] * The good and bad news for employers when it comes to workplace class actions. Isn't the good news for employers always, "the Supreme Court is about to make these illegal"? [Corporate Counsel]
Morning Docket: 01.10.19 curated from Above the Law